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Main blog of a gay agender elf. Expect a bit of everything. I hate myself and love dogs. Shitty sense of humor 👌🏻 Previously some BPD posts but that's been moved to a side blog ✨🔪
cryptid in the making

blubettermedic:

das-lulu:

das-lulu:

marco-binbin7:

yazzdonut:

still against the new policy but people making post about the nsfw purge with that tf2 gif with medic saying “we all have three days to live” is the funniest thing

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@yazzdonut

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here’s the one for the last day <3 @yazzdonut

@carthages-finest

You can only reblog this today.

An Open Letter to Tumblr about the Adult Content Ban and How it is Hurting Your Users:

lunaticobscurity:

dreams-in-metaphors:

sexylilkitten:

thelogicalloganipus:

thelogicalloganipus:

thelogicalloganipus:


Recently, Tumblr was removed from the Apple app store due to an incident involving child pornography. This incident is incredibly unfortunate, but it doesn’t stand alone. Tumblr was also removed from the app store due to the large influx of porn bots and pornographic spam, users claiming to be proud to be pedophiles, blatant Nazism, racists who are not deleted for sending hate and harassing users, and more. I myself reported someone for harassing me, but because I had blocked the person and couldn’t access the messages where they harassed me, they were still able to send me anonymous asks. Your support staff, with back doors to the website (presumably), claimed they could not access the messages, and I was left SOL. Many features on this website do nothing to actually protect your users from harassment, racism, homophobia, transphobia, Nazis, pedophiles, predators, porn bots, and more. 


You claim in your statement to us that you “have been working on these problems for a long time”. This is blatantly untrue. Please do not lie to us and patronize us. We’ve been here. We’ve seen you do nothing over, and over, and over again. 


We complained to you for months and months about the rampant porn bots, and you did nothing except add a report button on mobile which only reported sensitive content or spam at best. You could have addressed this problem with an effective algorithm, but you did not. We complained to you about being harassed and sent hate speech for being LGBT+, and you did nothing. We complained to you about blogs being randomly deleted, and sometimes you’ve restored them, other times you have not. We complained to you that there were people proudly claiming to be “Minor Attracted Persons”, or pedophiles, and you did nothing. We complained to you about people proudly claiming to be white supremacists, and you did nothing. All of these things are “against the community guidelines”, and yet over and over, you have not found effective ways to handle these problems or suppress the feeling of welcome that these users claim to get here. You have had a long time to work on these problems, but you haven’t addressed them. To say you have is untrue. 

 Multiple other social networking websites, such as Wordpress, Facebook, Instagram, Pinterest, and others have effectively dealt with rampant pornography, racism, pedophilia, and other problems without causing massive issues for their users who are not misusing the platform. They are continuing to find new, effective ways to deal with these issues without causing problems for their userbase as a whole.  There is no reason that you are unable to do this effectively other than that you wanted to do it quickly. You have once again chosen your stock holders over your users. And we have had enough. 


You have already started to ban “Adult” content with a new algorithm. Here are screenshots of just a fraction of the posts you have flagged as containing adult content:

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Your new system of simply tackling everything at once is not working. At all. And each of these screenshots is proof of your utter incompetence. None of these posts contain pornographic acts, “female nipples”, or any community violation of any kind. 


We, the users, have been asking you for months to deal with these problems - particularly, the porn bots and bots that spam. In order to block a bot from a side blog, I have to do it manually, even though they are in my side blog’s feed. This is a huge issue for mobile - only users. They keep cropping up in droves, taking over our posts and tricking google into making it look like a legitimate blog linked to a pornographic website. We have complained to you for months and months now, and your solution to simply “ban all adult content” is ineffective. I agree that children should not be able to access pornography - but this is not how you tackle a porn bot problem. Your system is utterly useless, allows for racists, pedophiles, porn bots, and Nazis to remain untouched. It also harms sex workers and real people who may use this website for some forms of adult content responsibly. Moreover, as seen above, it harms plenty of users who have in no way violated your terms of service.

 If you keep this up, you threaten your website and company as a whole. Many of us are backing up our blogs and planning places to go to. 


You already have a content filter for “sensitive” content (content inappropriate for younger viewers). You could have improved this, instead of attacking your entire user base. It seems to be a very lazy “solution”, if you could call it one at all, and one that harms your entire userbase.


If you are going to keep this filter in place and make Tumblr, a website that has never been known for being family friendly and has never claimed to be, you are going to lose millions of your users. We are already planning our exodus. It isn’t hard to follow. Censor us, and we will go somewhere else. That is not a threat. It is a promise. 


Sincerely, 


The users of your website. 

@staff @support

They flagged this post immediately and I’ve submitted it for review… this is… quite a week.

If you believe these words, reblog it, please. I want this to be right in their face because I couldn’t email them directly. 

💜💜

@staff

i asked if they were going to ban the nazis, and this is the reply i got

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they say they’ve given serious thought as to who they want in their community. and i guess who they want is nazis and porn bots, and who they don’t want is any actual human who wants to express their sexual interests.

marisatomay:

toboldlylesbian:

pick your fighter

the ‘$1000 to go to Hawaii’ bride, the ‘I bought a $99 polygraph on amazon’ lady, or the ‘why was $200 so huge’ birthday girl

a lot of people seem to be confused and think the hawaii bride and the polygraph lady are the same but they’re actually 2 separate people so here’s all 3 in one go

the “$1500 each destination” bride

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Ms Polygraph Test

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$200 birthday

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bask in the unfiltered nonsense of it all

perniciouskniddles:

izhunny:

im-hopelessly-crushed:

yayroos:

For everyone’s information:

The plan for the 17th, when the adult content ban comes in, is to protest.


To do that, we are making as much noise either side of the 17th as possible, and using the site as normal.


On the 17th, dead silence.

People are saying log off but what they really mean is don’t open the site or the app.

But, on the 17th make as much noise as possible on every other platform. Tweet about it and post on facebook and instagram and everywhere else.


What this does is causes a massive dip in ad revenue for one single day. That does not make staff think ‘oh everyone’s gone let’s shut down.’ What it actually makes them think is ‘oh shit people aren’t happy and if people don’t keep using our site we’re out of money and out of jobs.’


A boycott reminds a company that the users (consumers) have the power to make their site (business) worthless with one single coordinated decision.


If you want to join in, here’s what to do:

Do:

  • Close all open instances of the app and site on all your devices before the 17th
  • Make posts before and after the 17th on tumblr and other platforms, talking about why this ban is bad
  • Make posts on other sites during the 17th. Flood the official tumblr staff twitter and facebook with your anger and your opinion
  • Come back on the 18th and check in


Don’t:

  • Delete the app from your phone (this doesn’t affect their revenue and since it’s off the store at the moment it’ll be hard to get back)
  • Delete your account. I mean you can if you want to, but if you keep your account and don’t use it you’re saying to staff that there’s still time to save it. If you delete it’s hard work to come back.
  • Open the app or website (including specific blogs)
  • Make any posts (turn down/off your queue and make sure nothing is scheduled)
  • Go quiet elsewhere. Make it clear that this is just about tumblr, not a mass move away from all social media.


Remember: the execs don’t care about anything but money. Shutting down the site means there’s $0 further income from it. That’s their last possible course of action. If we make it clear we’re not happy, they’ll have to do something or we can do more and more until it becomes too expensive.


Protests take commitment. They’re a defiant action against a business that is doing something wrong. They will try to scare you into not participating, because they’re scared. We hold all the power here, sometimes the execs just need to be reminded of that.

I’m not active on this account anymore at all due to personal life issues but this deserves to be reblogged

All notices I have seen show NY, NY midnight the morning of Monday December 17th as the starting time, so adjust for your global timezone.

Tumblr boycott start times for those in the United States and Canada:

Eastern Standard Time  (GMT-5)  
Monday, December 17, 2018, 12:00 AM
(midnight at the end of Sunday December 16th)      

Central Standard Time  (GMT-6)
Sunday, December 16, 2018, 11:00 PM      

Mountain Standard Time  (GMT-7)      
Sunday, December 16, 2018, 10:00 PM  

Pacific Standard Time  (GMT-8)
Sunday, December 16, 2018, 9:00 PM  

Alaska Standard Time  (GMT-9)
Sunday, December 16, 2018, 8:00 PM  

Hawaii-Aleutian Standard Time  (GMT-10)
Sunday, December 16, 2018, 7:00 PM  

tryvyalsynnes:

“How To Back Up An Adult Tumblr (2018 Edition)”

OK, Monday was our day to smack foreheads and react to the Tumblr porn ban.  Tuesday was our day to mourn the loss of communities.  For people who need a new home, yesterday began the migration process, or at least the search for a destination. Today?  For me it’s a day to act.  I’m a porn curator, and I’m aghast at the collections that will burn on December 17.  What little I can do to fight those fires starts today.

Five years ago when I first saw this shitshow coming, I researched and advised the community on backup options for adult tumblrs.  But since then, Tumblr has taken several technical steps to make porn tumblrs harder to view or copy.  And fundamentally, I’m a technical idiot.  I gloomily thought all my old advice was obsolete, which is why I wrote this fundamentally wrong depressed Eeyore shit on Monday:

  • I haven’t tested, but I don’t think the advice in that post would work any more, now that you have to be logged in to Tumblr even to view your own porn blog. (I could be wrong.)

Reader, I was wrong.  After consulting with my good friend Dr. Faustus at Erotic Mad Science, who is technically sharper than me and who has spent much of the past five years diligently rescuing material of interest from Tumblr and turning it into a deep and intricate set of self-hosted blogs, he pointed me at some instructional material that set me straight.  It turns out that I can pick the best backup solution from my old article, add one screenshot with a single new setting (the password/login you need to be able to see porn on Tumblr), and we are back in backup business!  (Product best when used before December 17, 2018, contents may settle in shipping.)

How To Back Up An Adult Tumblr

These are instructions for using HTTrack/WinHTTrack Website Copier to make a local mirror of any Tumblr in a folder on your hard drive.   HTTrack is a free-software GPL general utility for copying and mirroring websites, available for most current versions of Windows as well as for a wide variety of Linux/Unix flavors.  The Windows version presents a fairly old-fashioned interface with a bunch of cryptic options, but most of them come pre-set with sensible defaults that you actually don’t need to mess with.  Plus, there’s good documentation.”

December 5th, 2018 – by Bacchus

For the rest, follow the link http://www.erosblog.com/2018/12/05/how-to-back-up-adult-tumblr/ and check out the software. This doesn’t need to be for porn, this could be for any collection of art, fic or meta! I haven’t tried this yet. I’m going to be experimenting with it over the next few days to see how it works, and I’ll post the results. The nice thing about this is you can get other tumblrs besides your own with the art properly attributed. Fandoms could organize and split the work!

Updates to Tumblr’s Community Guidelines

aholywitch:

support:

Today we announced some big updates to our Community Guidelines and what kind of content is permitted on Tumblr. Adult content will no longer be allowed here. While we do not judge anyone for their desire to post, engage with, or view this stuff, it is time for us to change our relationship with it.

We expect you may have some questions on how this will affect you, and we’re here to make sure those questions get answered.

When does the new policy take effect?

Our new Community Guidelines will go into effect on December 17, 2018.

Newly uploaded content flagged as adult will no longer be allowed on Tumblr. We’ll also begin flagging and removing existing adult content with the ultimate goal of removing as much of it as we can.

What is considered adult content?

Adult content primarily includes photos, videos, or GIFs that show real-life human genitals or female-presenting nipples, and any content—including photos, videos, GIFs and illustrations—that depicts sex acts.

What is still permitted?

Examples of exceptions that are still permitted are exposed female-presenting nipples in connection with breastfeeding, birth or after-birth moments, and health-related situations, such as post-mastectomy or gender confirmation surgery. Written content such as erotica, nudity related to political or newsworthy speech, and nudity found in art, such as sculptures and illustrations, are also stuff that can be freely posted on Tumblr.

Keep reading

@staff so how are ya’ll gonna deal with kiddie porn in a literary format? How are ya’ll going to deal with the pedos and “MAPs” that will still use this site to groom children? How are ya’ll dealing with the real problem?

UHM…. SO….

teradoration:

teratofreak:

howtobangyourmonster:

teratophelia:

sirsbabybear:

mxponysyn:

unzip-your-guts:

thebibliosphere:

seperis:

thefloatingstone:

IF YOU GUYS ARE LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO POST YOUR NSFW ART….

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….yeah.

This is real.

I need a word that encompasses ‘maybe touched’, ‘profoundly weirded out’ and ‘…oh’.

And gleeful as fuck.  For truly, the internet is for porn.

WAIT

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…….fuck it. I wonder what the pornhub pay out is like compared to patreon.

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Who knew writing erotica on pornhub could be a legitimate career 😂😂😂

Pornhub is there when life gets hard and when you get fucked (by tumblr).

Dont tempt me, holy fuck

Alright monsterfuckers, I’m trying it out! Come join me!

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You know what I just might

Seriously debating this

v1als:

the day is december 18, 2018. i type a post and use ‘👀’ in the text body. the emoji too closely resembles nipples (female presenting) and i am immediately executed